CROCODILE SHOES

A few weeks ago I sparked a passionate, opinionated debate on Twitter. I'd like to say it was about politics, or the environment, or something that actually matters, but it wasn't. It was about shoes.

I couldn't decide between Office's Nighthawk or Billy the Kid. I mean, how could I? They're both so different. Twitter decreed it should be Nighthawk, so naturally I went into store and... decided on a completely different pair.

Hello, Break of Dawn. I don't know how I coped without you but now with you my life is complete. You add a Western edge to skirts and dresses and are the perfect accompaniment to jeans. My only qualm is that every time I see you Jimmy Nail's Crocodile Shoes pops into my head. But that is something I will learn to live with, my love. I will never need a new pair of shoes as long as you live.

Oh. You come in pewter, too? Heeeey baby. How you doin'...?